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squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

When you’re drunk in Spain, you pretend you have crackers for eyes.

When you’re drunk in Spain, you pretend you have crackers for eyes.

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli (via perfect)
Ten years later.

Ten years later.

Slight obsession with costume jewelry.

Slight obsession with costume jewelry.

Love you, Amsterdam.

Love you, Amsterdam.

A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.
Unknown (via hateruess)

moonriverd:

« And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And in the morning I’ll be with you,
But it will be a different kind,
‘Cause I’ll be holding all the tickets,
And you’ll be owning all the fines .»

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs
9gag:

Suarez in the World Cup from now on… #9gag

9gag:

Suarez in the World Cup from now on… #9gag